Extract from script by the Liverpool-born music hall artist, and radio and variety comedian, Robb Wilton, on the fictional (and useless) 'The Rambling Wanderers' ("they're triers, been trying to win a match ever since they started"), his not very onerous responsibilities as the director of the club, the limitations of his players and the crowd trouble caused by his club's three supporters.

Included in the archives of Robb Wilton; document reference: MSS.160/S/4