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Quotes and Jokes

"People who say my days are numbered forget that I can count really high" - Stephen Hawking

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation." - Oscar Wilde

"Sometimes I think we're alone in the universe, and sometimes I think we're not. In either case the idea is quite staggering." - Arthur C. Clarke

"Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half the people are right more than half the time." - E. B. White.

"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it." - Mark Twain

"My philosophy is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter ... where. Or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or ... or where you've been ... ever. For any reason, whatsoever." - Michael Scott